It seems just as dangerous as a fork, sharper than a plastic knife. And yet, cafeterias all across the United States are handing over these little plastic weapons to our children. So when a kid thinks he's got a better idea...what do we do...we suspend him for 45 days. Poor Zachary! That's 7 weeks that a child in the 1st is missing out on critical education - oh well! He'll probably learn more from his mother than at home.
Monday, October 12, 2009
It's a fork, It's a Spoon, It's a .... Weapon
I'm still not sure how I feel about the Spork. 
It seems just as dangerous as a fork, sharper than a plastic knife. And yet, cafeterias all across the United States are handing over these little plastic weapons to our children. So when a kid thinks he's got a better idea...what do we do...we suspend him for 45 days. Poor Zachary! That's 7 weeks that a child in the 1st is missing out on critical education - oh well! He'll probably learn more from his mother than at home.
It seems just as dangerous as a fork, sharper than a plastic knife. And yet, cafeterias all across the United States are handing over these little plastic weapons to our children. So when a kid thinks he's got a better idea...what do we do...we suspend him for 45 days. Poor Zachary! That's 7 weeks that a child in the 1st is missing out on critical education - oh well! He'll probably learn more from his mother than at home.
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